What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:49
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.